May 2013
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
angrybisexual:
Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger at the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.
ejacutastic:
super-cyanide-christ:
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
At least we don’t bleed from it.
i was going to tell you you missed the entire point but your blog title is let the blood flow and i can’t stop fucking laughing
how to break up w/ a girl
cyberthug13:
tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
3 tags
Well my grandfather is about to have open heart surgery and I really hope everything goes well.
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
1 tag
sexcake:
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
snckpck:
GUYS/GIRLS!!! IF SOMEONE CHEATS LEAVE THEM!! ITS NOT OKAY!! BUY A WATERMELON AND EAT IT IN THE SUN WITH OUT THEM!!!
theanti90smovement:
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
