satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
angrybisexual: Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger at the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.
ejacutastic: super-cyanide-christ: ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko At least we don’t bleed from it. i was going to tell you you missed the entire point but your blog title is let the blood flow and i can’t stop fucking laughing
how to break up w/ a girl
cyberthug13: tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
Well my grandfather is about to have open heart surgery and I really hope everything goes well.
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
sexcake: does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
snckpck: GUYS/GIRLS!!! IF SOMEONE CHEATS LEAVE THEM!! ITS NOT OKAY!! BUY A WATERMELON AND EAT IT IN THE SUN WITH OUT THEM!!!
theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”